I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore

oh no

Furniture shopping is filling the void that not being given any word on account of serving my notice has created, and I am helped in this by a relocation allowance for the move up North.

I don't even know where to look. I've reached 28 without ever having to furnish my own flat, and it's not easy. I thought I was good at shopping, but with this the pressure is on to get it right because this stuff lasts for years and you can't just leave it in the bottom of the wardrobe if you decide it makes your bum look big!